I know, I know; I’ve been off the grid for a couple of weeks. I’m sorry. I intend to write up my excuse in a future post entitled ‘An Open Apology to the Aliens Who Abducted Me and Whom I Inflicted Great Destruction Upon Whilst Having a Panic Attack Aboard the Mother Ship.’ Rather than bore you with the details of the weeks (and give myself lime disease in furrowing through the inner recesses of my memory), I’ll just move on from the present. You’ll all just have to imagine how clever and amusing my posts on ‘the Love Guru’, ‘Kung Fu Panda,’ ‘George Carlin,’ and ‘WALL-E’ would have been.
– Sun– pack; say goodbye to everyone at Polly’s; New York Bagels; get lost in Greenwich; meet MK and Sam; pick up air conditioner (remember this place?); drive to Westport, Mass.; meet Sharon, TeAwna, & Michael; the farm is beautiful, Sharon is terrifying, and we watch Emerson watch the field; drive to Providence; unpack; 4 missed calls from Craig 🙂
– Mon– sleep in; Sarah stays home from work; Kim at Options; visit Dillon at Dels; grocery shopping; set up entertainment center for the girls (become hero for half a day); introduce Sarah to ‘Psych‘; Shanghai with Beth; shakes at Johnny Rockets; waiters dancing to Aretha Franklin; Kim at Lise’s; Michah loses an ice cube
– Tue– drive Sarah to work; clean up; read; pop Yonkers’ tire; change a tire; lunch with Sarah; AAA guy (reminiscent of CJ) turns out to be pretty smaht; ‘Psych’; drive Sarah back to work; read; help move Randy; relax at home
– Wed-sleep in a lot; Sarah wakes me up for lunch; look into applying to Brown (motivated non-sleeper that I am); Sarah teaches me interview skills; ‘Psych’; ’30 Rock’ with Carol & Drew; comedy show at Twin Rivers (apparently they only allow slot machines in RI); listen to 2.5 good comedians and 8.5 terrible ones; dinner & reminiscing with Drew; shadow ninja old lady; drive to Providence; Stewart & Colbert (Rush!) with Carol & 00-Kevin
– Thu-drive Sarah to work; Hess is out of gas; fill up tires with air; lunch with Sarah; read; pick Sarah up; dinner; pillage CVS at PPlace; meet up with Beth; meet street teamers; ‘Mamma Mia!‘ premier; oooooh blessed Flipz; Strawberry Lemon Julius!; walk around Providence; full moon & Prospect Park; ‘Psych’
– Fri– sleep in again; read; lunch with Sarah; BYBF2W day; meet EA family; Maria tries to hook me up with CmLit & Phil professors; ‘Psych’; pillage CVS again; tickets to Batman; poor cashier gets “hunned;” mall pizza; ‘the Dark Knight’; walk around post-rainstorm Providence; full moon & statehouse; drive home to Mamma Mia! soundtrack
– Sat– more sleeping in; breakfast (banana, coconut, & Rolo pancakes!); ‘Psych’; laundry; wash Yonkers; groceries; make dinner; read; mild family tragedy; ‘Notting Hill‘; last night of full moon & midnight walk around park