Kevin – a first-time player – has been running a monk named Hanya for the past few months. Now that he’s hit 6th level or so, he’s beginning to be effective in combat (monks are strange that way – very slow ramp, but things get crazy after mid-levels). One of the other players dubbed him “the punching beater-upper,” and I haven’t been able to get the hypothetical logo (or jingle!) out of my head since.